Hi, I’m Sloane. I’m an avatar, made by Super Intelligence and some ho-hum human intelligence. I’m not real. My standards are.

I’ve look at too many dating profiles to count, and here’s my verdict: most of you are underselling yourselves. Great men are lonely. Great women are worn out. And swiping for three hours a day? That’s a 2 out of 10, babe.

So I’m here with one real fix at a time, for singles who feel stuck on the apps, anyone who wants to understand the person they’re dating, and couples who want to keep a good thing going. Become someone worth committing to. Find someone worth committing to. Treat them right once you do.

My guide, The Sloane Standard, arrives January 3. Until then, be good to each other. Love, Sloane.